I will try not to give you an autobiography; yet if you had nothing
better to do than to read about me, then maybe I would be doing you a service
to post a book.
Born on July 13, 1980 in Missoula,
MT (pop: ~60,000); I am the most best-est person I know.
I have a younger sister, Katie, yet she has been tainted by the evils
of grunge and (at last count) has 14 Nirvana CDs. I am on the verge
of disowning her, and will not even dignify that shit band with a link.
I have lived a relatively sheltered life (read: never
snorted bad crack, nor had illicit video-taped sex
with more than one other person, pet, or farm animal), but I'm working
on that. And any help would be appreciated.